- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy gets a job...

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

hi bye

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

This is not a joke or is it

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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