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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What's big and white?

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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