- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Romans rights.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Samraj.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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