- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Women's rights

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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