What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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42, that is all

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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