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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

wanna hear a joke? no.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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