why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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penis

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Justin's hair

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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