- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man said hi.

Agent 47.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

this is not an anti joke

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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