Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Where's my baby??

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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