A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Patriarchy.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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BIG PENIS

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Joke.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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