- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

This is not a joke

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Nickelback

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Your mom is fat

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

hahahahaha thats not funny

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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