- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A woman leaves the kitchen.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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