I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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brandon ya twwat

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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who ever is reading this....

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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