- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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