- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

... i forgot the joke :p

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Grammer is very important

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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