Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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