- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

What you reading? reading?

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

0 + 0 = 0

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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