- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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