- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

whats the best thing about polio...death

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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