the asian kid gets an F

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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