- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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