- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A women walks into a kitchen.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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