roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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