What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Gorden Brown.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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