haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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