What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Vagina.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

i dont like chris

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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