how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Dylan is gay

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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