Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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