- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Knock knock Come in

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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