Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

the asian kid gets an F

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Donkey lips

squirrels with massive bonerss

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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