Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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