Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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