What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

No thank you, I don't like violence

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Wy did the chicken?

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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