- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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