What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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a man said hi.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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we all know sammi has a penis

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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