JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Safe sex MR

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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one day i went to bed

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your going to die

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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out of your comfort zone

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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