- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

5

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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