- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Knock Knock Not Yet

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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