What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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