How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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