why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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