What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What you reading? reading?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

DON"T READ THIS!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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