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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

general tso's broccoli

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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