Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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No.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Black People

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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