What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

knock knock how there me ok come in

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

A girl gets raped -teagan d

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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