Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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knock knock get lost!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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