How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Are you Drew?

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why does life suck? Because it does

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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