What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why does life suck? Because it does

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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