Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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