Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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pickle sniffer

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Where's my baby??

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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