- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Are you Drew?

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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