What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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a potato flew around my room

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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