What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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