- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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