- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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