Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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acualy is dolan

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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