how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Grammer is very important

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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