- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Cripples are lame.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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