why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Butt poop.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

nipple

Mitt Romney penis

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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