In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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