- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

LIFE :(

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

yes... that's the joke

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

melon

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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