what time is it? 3:16

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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