Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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