How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

bryden is a faggot

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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