Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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69 :)

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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