What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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