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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What you reading? reading?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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