What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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your mother

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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