Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Two english guys meet at work

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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