whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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