- Anti Joke

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

I ponder

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?