Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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