- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

0 + 0 = 0

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

falling didnt make the difference

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how may i help you

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

She said no

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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