knock knock Come in!!!

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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toast points

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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girls lacrosse

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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