- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Your mom is so fat...

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Grammer is very important

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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