What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Take off your shoes.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

chuck norris

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

YOU

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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