- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

What'sucks and white Jackson

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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