- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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