What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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obama

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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