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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

a man walked into a bar ouch

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

whats brown and sticky? shit

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