go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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