- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Neither have I

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Membean

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

A cow says moo and explodes.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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