Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Take off your shoes.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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