please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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ass in my face ? no

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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