My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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fava beans

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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women's rights.

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You're Adopted.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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