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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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My life :(

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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