why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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