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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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