once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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