- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What you reading? reading?

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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