A white person at Harvard

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

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