- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Obama

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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