- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Dance is a sport

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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