- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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