Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

donald................duck for president

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

you lose.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Anti Joke

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