- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

A mans opinion.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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