- Anti Joke

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

The Game.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue