What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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