- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

poop is very very yummy.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Republicans

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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