What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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LIFE :(

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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modern love

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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