I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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