- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Your mom.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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