Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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