Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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