what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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