- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

DESERT

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

You're welcome!

A baby gets hit by a bus.

my name is Jacob sartorious

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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