Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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No.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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