What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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