- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

knock knock

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man said hi.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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