(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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