how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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