- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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