- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I died shortly after writing this.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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