What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Neither have I

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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