Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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A whale's vagina

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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the WNBA

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