What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I died shortly after writing this.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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