One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Poop swing

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Knock knock. Racism.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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