- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

pickle sniffer

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Jesus was a good guy

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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