Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Justin Bieber

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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