- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

suck my balls mr.garison

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Gorden Brown.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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