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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Womens rights !

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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