Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

nipple

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Butt poop.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

You're*

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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