What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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