Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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